[CUCBC Coxes] Saturday Results and Notes & Fines

[Tom Grimble]

Dear all

Many thanks to everyone for making the May Bumps 2013 a great success and
thanks to all crews for some very exciting racing this week. We hope you
have all had a thoroughly enjoyable week.

The final results for the week and available on the CUCBC
website<http://www.cucbc.org/mays>
.

See you all next year!

*Fines*
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To appeal a fine please email Dan Wilkins (dan at cucbc.org) within 48 hours
of this email.

   - Caius W1 - Intentionally dropped bung, no advantage - £15
   - Churchill W1 - Excessive bank party - £15
   - Churchill W1 - Obstructing an umpire - £20
   - Corpus Christi M2 - No lifejacket - £50
   - Corpus Christi M2 - Dropped bung, no advantage - £15
   - Corpus Christi M1 - Dropped bung, no advantage - £15
   - Corpus Christi M1 - Refusing navigation order and talking back to an
   umpire - £50
   - Emmanuel M3 - Slow to hold it up - Warning
   - Emmanuel M1 - Throw bung, no advantage - £15
   - First and Third M2 - Excessive bank part - £30
   - First and Third W1 - Early celebration - £20
   - Jesus M2 - Failure to clear - Warning
   - LMBC W1 - Late to concede - £25
   - LMBC W1 - Failure to clear - £20
   - Pembroke M1 - Early celebration and failure to hold it up - £40
   - Peterhouse W2 - Failure to clear - £30
   - Queens' W4 - Early celebration - £20
   - Queens' W4 - Serious failure to hold it up - £50
   - Queens' W2 - Early celebration - £30
   - Queens' W1 - No lifejacket - £50
   - Robinson M2 - Dropped bung, no advantage - £15
   - St Edmund's M1 - Urination in front of members of the public - £80
   - Trinity Hall M2 - Excessive bank party - £30
   - Caius M1 and Clare W1 - Crashing on headship lap - Go to Specsavers
   - Christ's M2 - Switching cox and incompetent stroke on row home -
   Stroke to novice cox for Fairbairns next year
   - Clare Men's captain - Placing crews in incorrect order - Personally
   re-do all 16 2k tests for M4 and M5 before the start of next term.
   - Clare M2 - Ineffectual and excessively long pre-race speech - Recite
   at next boat club dinner
   - Corpus Christi M3 - Singing out of tune - Enter Britain's Got Talent
   - Emmanuel M5 - Singing the Hokey Cokey without the actions - Learn to
   row with your right leg in and your right leg out, while shaking it all
   about
   - Girton W3 - Cox calling "crash there" at the catch - A bank steerer
   for all future outings
   - Homerton M1 - Horrific all-in-one design - Offending kit to be burnt
   before reverting to old design
   - Hughes Hall/Lucy Cavendish W1 - Attempt to bribe umpire with Haribo -
   Try a bottle of college port next time
   - St Edmund's M1 - Inability to spell on crew kit - Return to
   undergraduate education


Tom Grimble
CUCBC Honorary Secretary
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