[CUCBC Contacts] Lents 2008 - Friday Results

[Dan Wilkins]

As i see it the larger the tit you appear to be on the start line the 
better you do in the actual race itself - boxes worked very well for last 
xmas head. And bribes etc work very well, sexual favours too, but make sure 
you approach the right person for those...

On Feb 29 2008, Tom Coker wrote:

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>Hi, i'm realy sorry but I dont quite understand about this race, maybe i'm 
>just being stupid or something, but maybe could you tell me what crews 
>exactly are allowed to enter etc?? i've got some lads who are really keen 
>but they dont have any lycra or anything, so they do they have to dress up 
>funny or what!?
>
>thanks a lot if u can help,
>tom
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>On Feb 28 2008, Laura Bierer wrote:
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>>Could you please forward this to your boat clubs, especially your Novices.
>>Thank you
>>
>>
>>Cardinals is a good way to finish the term off, especially if you are not 
>>the most experienced rower. It is supposed to be fun and all that is 
>>required is that you hve noviced before.
>>
>> Enties are now open for Cardinals, so get your entry form in to LC 
>> Bierer´ pigion hole at St Catharines College
>>
>>For more info see below
>>
>>Laura Bierer
>>lcb43
>>
>>Catz Cardinals´ Regatta 
>>
>> Cardinals` Regatta is the funnest rowing event of the year. It is not 
>> about how much you have trained, it is about dressing up and having a 
>> fun day, so everyone is welcome to participate as long as you have sat 
>> in a boat before. Especially people who have noviced but gave up rowing 
>> are encouraged to participate. As Catz is organizing this regatta I 
>> expect a big turnout from Catz and I will personally make sure that 
>> every Catz crew will get a head start (obviously under the condition 
>> that you dress up and bribe us). So keep the 13th of March which is the 
>> Thursday after lectures finish free.
>>
>>
>>A bit about Cardinals' Catz Cardinals' is a regatta unlike any other. It
>>takes place on the 9th Thursday of Lent term, the day after lectures end
>>for most people. This year it will be held on the 13th March, 2008, which
>>happens to be my 21st birthday.
>>
>> There will be two classes to enter, fun VIII's and fun VI's. Wherever 
>> possible, crews should be half male and half female. Everyone is welcome 
>> - colleges, departments, societies or town crews - there are no 
>> restrictions. You do not have to have much rowing experience, everyone 
>> who has at least Noviced is welcome to participate.
>>
>> The winner of the fun VIII's will win the Cardinals' trophy. In addition 
>> to prizes for rowing fast, the best prize will go to the best fancy 
>> dress and any fully dressed up crew will get a head start in their 
>> races! The more insane your costume the better! This race is not about 
>> rowing seriously, it is about fun, so any crew turning up in lycra will 
>> be at disadvantage.
>>
>>The race course is short - approximately 500m long from the bottom of the
>>reach to the Pink House. The regatta will be run as a knockout competition
>>with crews racing alongside each other at each stage.
>>
>>A very important part of Cardinals' is bribery. If you've done well in
>>other races because of your superb rowing technique and hours of training,
>>it may be time to rethink your strategy. The more marshals you bribe, the
>>more likely you are to get a head start...
>>
>>All in all, Cardinals' is a great chance to dress up, bribe people and row
>>for fun in the same boat as members of the opposite sex! (Though we do
>>recommend equal numbers of male and female bow and stroke-siders otherwise
>>there might be a few problems with straight lines.)
>>
>>Spectators are more than welcome and you'll be able to get a good view
>>either side of the reach.
>>
>> For further information, please contact Laura Bierer (lcb43), the 
>> regatta's organiser.
>>
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>>First Aiders Needed 
>>
>> To ensure that Cardinals Regatta runs smoothly I need some First Aiders 
>> to help out on the day. It will be a fun day with lots of chocolate and 
>> bribes, and you wont have to do much. All that is required is to be at 
>> the river and save people´s lives if required. There will obviously be 
>> some reimbursement for your efforts in form of a small present and 
>> probably some Stash in form of a T-Shirt. It is a good way to end the 
>> term as it is on the Thursday after lectures finish (13th March) and I 
>> ensure you will have a great day as all crews are required to dress up 
>> and enjoy themselves rather than to think about rowing fast. If you are 
>> interested please contact Laura Bierer, lcb43
>>
>>
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>>
>>Marshals Needed 
>>
>>SCCBC is organizing Cardinals Regatta and to ensure the
>>smooth running of the event it would be great if as many of you would be
>>prepared to Marshal for some or all of the time. It is ensured to be a
>>great day as you will receive lots of bribes and as it is a fancy dress
>>race you can look forward to laughing at lots of weird costumes. In
>>addition there will probably be some free Stash in form of a T-Shirt. The
>>event raises quite a bit of money for the Boat Club, so I want to ensure
>>that it is run well. This year it will be held on the 13th of March, which
>>is the Thursday after lectures finish, so there is no excuse that you have
>>too much work. Get in contact with me, Laura lcb43, if you are interested
>>in helping.
>>
>>
>>
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